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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America.

MARIA:      Here it is.

TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America?

CLASS:       Maria.

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TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 

JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.

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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell ‘crocodile?’

GLENN:       ’K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L’.

TEACHER:  No, that’s wrong.

GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how spell it.

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TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.

TEACHER:  What are you talking about?

DONALD:     Yesterday you said it’s H to O.

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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.

WINNIE:     Me!

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TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?

GLEN:   Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.

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TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with ‘I.’

MILLIE:          I is..

TEACHER:    No, Millie….. always say, ‘I am.’

MILLIE:          All right…  ’I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.’    

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TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?

LOUIS:     Because George still had the axe in his hand.   

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TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

SIMON:      No sir, I don’t have to, my Mom is a good cook.

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TEACHER:    Clyde, your composition on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?

CLYDE :     No, sir.  It’s the same dog.

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TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

HAROLD:       A teacher.

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SIT UP AND TAKE NOTE:
“UP” Lovers of the English language might enjoy this.It is yet another example of why people learning English have trouble with the language. Learning the nuances of English makes it a difficult language. (But then, that’s probably true of many languages.) There is a two-letter word in English that perhaps has more meanings than any other two-letter word, and that word is ‘UP.’ It is listed in the dictionary as being used as an [adv], [prep], [adj], [n] or [v].It’s easy to understand UP, meaning toward the sky or at the top of the list, but when we awaken in the morning, why do we wake UP?At a meeting, why does a topic come UP ? Why do we speak UP, and why are the officers UP for election and why is it UP to the secretary to write UP a report? We call UP our friends and we use it to brighten UP a room, polish UP the silver, we warm UP the leftovers and clean UP the kitchen. We lock UP the house and some guys fix UP the old car. At other times the little word has a real special meaning. People stir UP trouble, line UP for tickets, work UP an appetite, and think UP excuses.

To be dressed is one thing but to be dressed UP is special.

And this up is confusing:

A drain must be opened UP because it is stopped UP.

We open UP a store in the morning but we close it UP at night. We seem to be pretty mixed UP about UP !

To be knowledgeable about the proper uses of UP, look the word UP in the dictionary. In a desk-sized dictionary, it takes UP almost 1/4 of the page and can add UP to about thirty definitions.

If you are UP to it, you might try building UP a list of the many ways UP is used. It will take UP a lot of your time, but if you don’t give UP, you may wind UP with a hundred or more.

When it threatens to rain, we say it is clouding UP . When the sun comes out we say it is clearing UP. When it rains, it wets UP the earth. When it does not rain for awhile, things dry UP.

One could go on & on, but I’ll wrap it UP , for now …….my time is UP , so time to shut UP!

Oh….one more thing:

What is the first thing you do in the morning & the last thing you do at night?

U     P

My times UP, Now I’ll shut up!

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A dear friend sent this to me and I just  kept laughing for NO good reason!

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Seriously, may she beat the “—-” OUT OF you!

Pathetically funny… can’t stop laughing!

Cheers, Casey

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Picture1:
Before the ball drops in Times Square , the Big Apple turns on its
holiday charm with the Christmas tree in Rockefeller Center.

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Picture 2:
The Capitol Christmas tree in Washington , D.C. , is decorated with 3,000
ornaments that are the handiwork of U.S. schoolchildren. Encircling
evergreens in the ‘Pathway of Peace’ represent the 50 U.S. states.

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Picture 3:
The world’s largest Christmas tree display rises up the slopes
of Monte Ingino outside of Gubbio, in Italy ’s Umbria region.
Composed of about 500 lights connected by 40,000 feet of wire,
the ‘tree’ is a modern marvel for an ancient city.

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 Picture 4:
A Christmas tree befitting Tokyo ’s nighttime neon display is
projected onto the exterior of the Grand Prince Hotel Akasaka.

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 Picture 5:
Illuminating the Gothic facades of Prague’s Old Town Square,
and casting its glow over the manger display of the famous
Christmas market, is a grand tree cut in the Sumava mountains
in the southern Czech Republic .

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Picture 6:
Venice ’s Murano Island renowned throughout the world
for its quality glasswork is home to the tallest glass tree
in the world. Sculpted by master glass blower Simone
Cenedese, the artistic Christmas tree is a modern
reflection of the holiday season.

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Picture 7:
Moscow celebrates Christmas according to the Russian Orthodox
calendar on Jan. 7. For weeks beforehand, the city is alive with
festivities in anticipation of Father Frost’s arrival on his magical
troika with the Snow Maiden.
He and his helper deliver gifts under the New Year tree, or yolka, which is traditionally a fir.

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Picture 8:
The largest Christmas tree in Europe (more than 230 feet tall)
can be found in the Praça do Comércio in Lisbon , Portugal .
Thousands of lights adorn the tree, adding to the special
enchantment of the city during the holiday season.

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Picture 9:
‘Oh Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree’: Even in its humblest attire,
aglow beside a tiny chapel in Germany ’s Karwendel mountains,
a Christmas tree is a wondrous sight.

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Picture 10:
Ooh la la Galeries Lafayette! In Paris , even the Christmas trees are chic.
With its monumental, baroque dome, plus 10 stories of lights and
high fashion, it’s no surprise this show-stopping department store draws
more visitors than the Louvre and the Eiffel Tower.

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Picture 11:
In addition to the Vatican ’s heavenly evergreen, St. Peter’s Square
in Rome hosts a larger-than-life nativity scene in front of the obelisk.

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Picture 12:
The Christmas tree that greets revelers at the Puerta del Sol
is dressed for a party. Madrid ’s two-week celebration makes
millionaires along with merrymakers. On Dec. 22, a lucky citizen
will win El Gordo (the fat one), the world’s biggest lottery.

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Picture 13:
A token of gratitude for Britain ’s aid during World War II,
the Christmas tree in London ’s Trafalgar Square has been
the annual gift of the people of Norway since 1947.  

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 Picture 14:
Drink a glass of gluhwein from the holiday market at the Romer
Frankfurt’s city hall since 1405 and enjoy a taste of Christmas past.

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 Picture 15:
Against a backdrop of tall, shadowy firs, a rainbow trio of
Christmas trees lights up the night (location unknown).

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Please enjoy these glorious pictures of icebergs. Most of us will never actually get to view one of these icebergs live, but thankfully some people have and are they are sharing them.

Icebergs in the Antarctic area sometimes have stripes, formed by layers of snow that react to different conditions.

Striped Iceberg

Blue stripes are often created when a crevice in the ice sheet fills up with meltwater and freezes so quickly that no bubbles form.

When an iceberg falls into the sea, a layer of salty seawater can freeze to the underside. If it’s rich in algae, it forms a green stripe.

Brown, black and yellow lines are caused by sediment, picked up when the ice sheet grinds downhill towards the sea.

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A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have dinner with her parents.Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first timeThe boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms.

He tells the pharmacist it’s his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he’d like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first t ime and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girl’s parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. ‘Oh, I’m so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!’

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl’s parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.

A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.

10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, ‘I had no idea you were this religious.’

The boy turns, and whispers back, ‘And I had no idea your father was a pharmacist.’

Now that’s funny, Casey Combden

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This is an inspiring example of the Virual Web.

Dancing With the Universe
By Jim WalshThe video was downloaded to the web on Saturday, June 20, 2008. By Sunday, it had 1 million hits. By Thursday, it was everywhere – imbedded on Facebook and MySpace pages and flooding email inboxes and translating into millions of viewers, thousands of comments, and official “gone viral” status.But this one is no YouTube vanity trip. This one is different. This one feels important, necessary, and artistic; a concrete manifestation of the change that the world’s leaders have been preaching at a time when the human race could use a little pick-me-up, a little jig in its step. This one is a high-definition television commercial for hope.
“Pretty cool, huh?,” said Matt Harding, when it was suggested to him that, for the first time in history, someone – him – got the entire planet dancing together to the same song.

To read the rest and see the video, go here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlfKdbWwruYAlready dubbed ‘the best movie of 2008′
To wit: Dancing 
by the video-game designer turned videomaker Harding, is a thing of such unbridled joy and connectivity that one film critic, Erik Lundegaard, has already dubbed it “the best movie of 2008″ on his blog. And why not? Times-infinity planetwide goose bumps can’t be wrong.
“I hadn’t even had a chance to sit down and look at until yesterday,” said Harding, a 31-year-old native of Westport, Conn., Thursday by phone from his home in Seattle.
Courtesy of Palbasha Siddique”I finished the trip at the beginning of June. I got home, then we had to record the music, and we shot the last clip in Seattle, and then I had about 10 days to edit the thing and get it done.”It wasn’t until yesterday that I finally had a quiet moment to sit down and watch it and sort of try to understand the response it’s been getting since I put it up. It’s been really amazing.”The sum effect of “Dancing,” which is called “Where the Hell Is Matt (2008)” on YouTube, is just that –especially when coupled with the ephemeral music created by Harding’s friend Gary Schyman and sung by Palbasha Siddique, a 17-year-old native of Bangladesh who will be a senior at Minneapolis Southwest High School this year.‘People are making ring tones out of it’
“It’s crazy,” said Siddique, who lives in Northeast Minneapolis with her mother and brother. “Right now it’s number one on amazon.com in the soundtrack [category], and number six overall, so that’s a really big accomplishment, because even ‘American Idol’ is number nine right now. I just never knew this would turn out so incredible. People are making ring tones out of it. Everyone on Facebook is adding me, and I had no idea there are so many Bengalis in our community, and they have all heard the song.”

“Dancing” has its roots in two previous Harding-dancing videos, which were similar — if lesser — Internet sensations in which Harding danced alone. The videos caught the attention of Stride gum, which helped finance Harding’s travel and production budget.

Courtesy of Palbasha SiddiqueHarding dances in a recording session with Siddique.

In the FAQ section of his website, Harding writes, “In 2007 Matt went back to Stride with another idea. He realized his bad dancing wasn’t actually all that interesting, and that other people were much better at being bad at it. He showed them his inbox, which, as a result of his semi-famousness, was overflowing with emails from all over the planet. He told them he wanted to travel around the world one more time and invite the people who’d written him to come out and dance too.”

Over the course of 14 months, Harding traveled to 42 countries and, simply, filmed himself dancing with folks. Now he has a publicist to help him field interview requests. And to think it all started in Hanoi, when a friend suggested, “go do that stupid dance you do and I’ll film it.”

He just kept dancing

“It started off as a goof; and then I just kept doing that on the trip I was on,” said Harding.

“I started collecting [videos of himself dancing] as mementos. There was no higher thought to it than the person who brings a T-shirt or a stuffed animal and takes pictures of themselves everywhere they go. It just happened to be that dancing has more of a profound meaning to people.

“[On] the first videos I danced alone, but when I went to Rwanda it was by far and away my favorite clip of that [previous] video. It was so much more fun to dance with other people.

“I’m not much of an extrovert, so it would have been hard to go up to people and say, `Will you dance with me?’ So the second video created an opportunity to find people. My girlfriend (Melissa Nixon) produced it for me, and everywhere we went, we organized these big events where we’d dance.”

And what exactly does he call that step he’s doing?

‘The human metronome’

“I call myself the human metronome, because once the people start running in, I’m just this thing keeping the time in the background,” he said. “When you watch it, your eye shifts to all these different people doing these crazy things. I’ve found that everybody sort of gravitates to the same things, from clip to clip. You see the guy in Stockholm on the far right, you see the girl in Poland with her hand on her skirt — all these little nuances that are fun.”

When it came to the accompanying music, Harding and Schyman knew they didn’t want to weigh down the footage with cheesy lyrics or over-the-top sentimentality.

“We were talking to a very popular musician who was interested in singing on it, but it didn’t come together and we ended up kind of stuck,” said Harding. “We were really struggling with lyrics: How do you write lyrics for a video like that without it being clichéd? And I said to Gary, `What if we did it in a foreign language?’

“And he brought up this poet, Rabindranath Tagore, an Indian poet who won the Nobel Prize, and I went looking through his poetry and found this “Stream of Life’ poem that talks about life and being and dance, and I thought, `This is perfect.’ So we had the lyrics, but we didn’t have someone who could sing it in native Bengali.”

Looking for a singer
Enter Harding’s girlfriend, Nixon, a recruiter for Google who set out to find a singer. In short order she stumbled upon Siddique, whose father is a brigadier general in the Bangladesh army, and whose family settled in Northeast Minneapolis when Palbasha Siddique was awarded a scholarship to MacPhail Center for the Arts. A singer her entire life (she recorded her first CD when she was 7 and sang “God Bless America” before a Twins game when she was 11), Siddique studied at De La Salle High School and transferred to Southwest last year when she was accepted into the International Baccalaureate program.

At the moment, she is one of the most heard singers in the world. She is forming a band and releasing a new CD next week. She intends to study at Harvard Law. She is, in other words, on fire.

“I’m not on fire yet,” she laughed. “I want the whole world to know me one day. It’s just not there yet, but it’ll get there.”

“With God’s help,” said her mother, in the background.

“Yes,” said Siddique; “if God helps me.”

As it turns out, God must work for KFAI-FM, the Minneapolis-based community radio station where Harding and Nixon first heard Siddique’s archived voice, which suggests the Bangladesh-Minneapolis soul sister of Pakistani mystic/singer Sheila Chandra.

Interviewed about war in Bangladesh
“I was being interviewed on a show about the war in Bangladesh, which my father is fighting in,” says Siddique. “For some reason, the woman asked me to sing four lines from a song, and so I did, with no background music or anything. The video quality of it was so bad I asked the [program engineer] not to upload it. But he did, and it’s good after all, because that’s how Matt found me.”

Harding flew Siddique and her mother to Los Angeles to record the track, and paid her $1,000.

“The recording could have gone disastrously,” said Harding. “She’s 17 years old, but she absolutely had the chops and she had this incredibly powerful voice and was able to give us this amazing performance.

“We were working with L.A. engineers and musicians who were just going, `How did you just find this girl?’ It was all just very serendipitous, and when you’ve got that serendipity going, you just get out of the way and let it happen.”

Which could be said about the “Dancing” video as a whole. Harding is reluctant to put into words what the video’s “message” is, other than “it’s just people dancing … so it’s very simple, and very complex.”

Not to mention unprecedented.

“It’s true,” he said. “This is something that hasn’t been possible until very recently: The ability to travel all around the world like this, and get to all these places, and have access to these people, and to do it with a high-definition camera that weighs less than a pound and get it out to the entire planet, is all very new.”