Kids Are Quick 

TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America.

MARIA:      Here it is.

TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America?

CLASS:       Maria.

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TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 

JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.

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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell ‘crocodile?’

GLENN:       ’K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L’.

TEACHER:  No, that’s wrong.

GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I  spell it.

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TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.

TEACHER:  What are you talking about?

DONALD:     Yesterday you said it’s H to O.

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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.

WINNIE:     Me!

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TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?

GLEN:   Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.

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TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with ‘I.’

MILLIE:          I is..

TEACHER:    No, Millie….. always say, ‘I am.’

MILLIE:          All right…  ’I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.’    

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TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?! 

LOUIS:     Because George still had the axe in his hand.   

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TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

SIMON:      No sir, I don’t have to, my Mom is a good cook.

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TEACHER:    Clyde, your composition on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?

CLYDE :     No, sir.  It’s the same dog.

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TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

HAROLD:       A teacher.

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